Rollin' Up

I like rolling things up.

No, I am not making a reference to rolling up marijuana joints

or

rolling up to them shawtys like Wiz Khalifa makes reference to his song, "Roll Up."

I am referring to the art of rolling up ya clothes. When I roll up...I transform a pair of plain pants to manpris and rather than a bland long sleeve button up shirts I form a three quarters sleeve.

Aaaand I look more like Bob Ross with rolled up sleeves. RIP Bob.

Why do I have this addiction?

I'm stumped.

I have no idea.

Maybe it's because I love free air caressing my epidermis. That would lead you to think that I like shorts.

Nope!

Can't stand wearing shorts. Unless it's gym shorts. THOSE are comfy. All the rest ride up too much and never fit.

It's a rough life having long legs.

Be jealous ladies, these legs stretch for miles. ;)

In other news, I have plantar fasciitis.

I found out today that I am getting surgery. They will be cutting my tendon & rasping down the small spur I have.

Hopefully it isn't as painful as it sounds.

Surgery is never fun.

But having plantar fasciitis is not fun either.

At least I'm finally getting healed!

Getting healed is winning in my book.

Best Thing EVER

I stumbled upon something phenomenal today. What is it do you ask? Unicorns? Bob Ross? Bob Ross painting Unicorns?? No. BETTER! That good? YES. Without a doubt. I stumbled upon the greatest website known to man.

Don't worry, it's not anything sketchy. Just absolutely hilarious. Here is a preview:

Okay, I told you it was amazing. You can thank me later. Anyways, completely unrelated side note, I'm an avid hockey fan/player so I've got to shout out to the Bruins for winning the Stanley Cup tonight. Mad props for winning--way to keep Lord Stanley's Cup where it belongs....IN THE US! Not that I don't love Canada....The Cup just belongs in the States.