Buuuuuusted.

Today is a sad day:

It's the last day of my friend Stephanie living in Utah...She's moving to Portland, Oregon.

The sheriff stopped a fire we were having for the above mentioned friend.

I got pulled over while driving the above mentioned friend home.

Yeah, I got pulled over. The big suck.

The worst part....I didn't have proof of insurance.

Officer homeboy ran my plates and saw no insurance,

That's a no bueno moment.

Although, I do have the insurance...just not the paperwork in the whip.

ya gnome sayin?

rough stuff.

I went to IHOP with the people from the fire today.

I'm wired.

At IHOP I ate the Fried Strawberry Cheesecake.

Not that great.

Ice Cream was the best part about it.

And the whip cream.

I love cheesecake...this let me down.

Anyways. Back to the 5-0.

Officer pulls me over...straight away asks me the following,

"Have you been doing any drugs?"

I reply, "No officer."

He in response says,

"Have you been drinking?"

I state,

"No, I have not been drinking."

He went on to ask me that about five times. . . my answer obviously didn't change.

Finally I said, "Officer, if you'd like you can give me the sobriety field tests and breathalyze me, like I said, I have not been drinking."

He finally realized that I hadn't been drinking and told me that he could smell fruit on my breath so that is why he asked.

Lesson learned:

Don't go to IHOP and eat the fried strawberry cheesecake and then get pulled over....obviously that makes you smell as if you've been drinking.

Wired, but work in the morning. Time for sleep.

Rollin' Up

I like rolling things up.

No, I am not making a reference to rolling up marijuana joints

or

rolling up to them shawtys like Wiz Khalifa makes reference to his song, "Roll Up."

I am referring to the art of rolling up ya clothes. When I roll up...I transform a pair of plain pants to manpris and rather than a bland long sleeve button up shirts I form a three quarters sleeve.

Aaaand I look more like Bob Ross with rolled up sleeves. RIP Bob.

Why do I have this addiction?

I'm stumped.

I have no idea.

Maybe it's because I love free air caressing my epidermis. That would lead you to think that I like shorts.

Nope!

Can't stand wearing shorts. Unless it's gym shorts. THOSE are comfy. All the rest ride up too much and never fit.

It's a rough life having long legs.

Be jealous ladies, these legs stretch for miles. ;)

In other news, I have plantar fasciitis.

I found out today that I am getting surgery. They will be cutting my tendon & rasping down the small spur I have.

Hopefully it isn't as painful as it sounds.

Surgery is never fun.

But having plantar fasciitis is not fun either.

At least I'm finally getting healed!

Getting healed is winning in my book.

Ridiculous Rants on Ravenous Rumbles...in my tummy.

I really like food.

I really enjoy chocolate chip cookies. They are delicious. Homemade of course.

One of my favorite ways to devour a homemade chocolate chip cookie is once it has been frozen.

I don't know what it is but the taste is it completely enhanced. It goes from delicious...to a new enhanced molecularity perfection which ends up savagely attacking my taste buds rendering my mouth a voluminous black hole consuming all the frozen cookies at bay. I leave no hostages. If you haven't tried it...do it!

I sometimes consider myself a foodie but then I realize my budget is sufficiently lacking to be the food critic and connoisseur I would like to be..but I'm perfectly content with doing it on a budget. I think it adds more interest and produces a greater end thrill when you go out looking to eat somewhere delightful and tasty without spending an arm and a leg to partake. My favorite example of this--that I just so happen to be craving right now...Fuji Sushi. AMAZING.

I could go on and on about food...but it's making me hungry and making me feel gluttonous.

Wall Street Biznassss

If you know me....You know I love Wall Street.

TODAY,
I decided to set my room up a little bit better. I got rid of the desk that I had in my room.
Measurements were roughly a foot and a half by about three and a half feet. A great desk that served it's purpose.

I switched it up to a new(to me) desk--a desk that was previously my fathers--that measured roughly...
2'1/2'' by around 6'.
I added a new monitor on my desk to get more of that "wall street feel."
In case you noticed....I put the period inside the quotation...the proper way do it.

#thingsyourAPenglishteachburnedintoyourmemory

My Mom looked at it....and then told me I needed to replace the television I had in my room...with a new flat screen to save space...It's not often that Mom talks me into purchasing cool things...I was shocked. One of those amazing things of summer. I bought one and love it.

Anyways, it looks incredible.

I'm skyping with Brissa, it is weird seeing her so large on the screen. 37 inches from corner to corner. HUGE.

She's threatening me right now telling me to not put picture on....and to no transcribe the conversation.

"Please don't ruin me." A pathetic plea.

She knows where the power to bring her down is.

Too bad I love her!

Family.

Love Um

Ugh, she's back to talking about how we deserve a reality show....

My Weak-End.

Truth be told, I am horrible at writing on the weekends.

That's probably because I lead an AWESOME life.

Maybe I am lying, and it's just because I am too lazy to blog on the weekends.

Oh well.

This weekend was quite eventful. On Friday I finished my first week at work. I had a great day making two sales at my company--Clearlink. I really enjoy it there! During my lunches at work, rather than going out to it I prefer finding inner peace and harnessing my chi. For me, that's only a longboard ride and some music away. At lunch I went to El Rojo and grabbed my my lunch and threw it in my mexican backpack. Grabbed the longboard out the trunk and like a banana, I split. I took a short ride to the other side of the large pond and this was my view.

Incredibly pleasant.

I went to Pace's to enjoy a rainbow with Briznitch and Scottipher. We then went to a car show in Bountiful.

I am in love with the old school chargers, I saw this baby and had to sit down and admire.

Even more pleasant.

And then there's this other picture....Smile for the camera!

By the way, I look like Eazy E. RESPECT.

Saturday was rather dull, I watched some MMA. The card in and of itself was rather mediocre to say the least and then the main card really failed to impress. However, one fight that did catch my attention was Connor Heun vs. Magno Almeida. Almeida was going submission crazy. He threw on an armbar that was bound to make Heun tap, he didn't. He gutted it out and won the fight. As the decision was being rendered you could see and out of place elbow. Heun has cahones.

Sunday was remarkable for two reasons. A, it's Father's day. I love you DAD! B, Khyrie and James are getting married. It's official. Awesome! Mother Nature wanted to show her excitement, she left this beautiful treasure as a sign.

Oh Utah, You're kinda beautiful..

The Church of Sushi

For those of you who don’t know, I am infatuated with Sushi and would love for the whole world to feel the same way. It’s just so amazing especially at Fuji Sushi by Firehouse in Centerville, Utah. What a gem. Unfortunately not many people love Sushi and the majority of those who don’t enjoy it have never tried it! The solution? Missionary work. Find investigators and help convert them…ha ha.

Today I took Mom and Dad to go get some Sushi. Mom is a convert; she loved the volcano roll she had. Dad wouldn’t get the Vegas roll…even though he would have loved it….and maintains the stance that he still doesn’t like sushi. I think he’s just saying that to win. Or not, I’ll never know:)

Here is what Mom and Dad had:

Volcano Roll

Here is what I had…delicious:

Spicy Maki Combo which consists of…Spicy Tuna Roll, Spicy Salmon Roll, & Spicy Crab n Avocado Roll.

Furthermore, El Rojo is back in commission. If you look closely in this photograph you will see that this beast passed inspections. Stoked to drive this around this summer. OG Status for sure.

Best Thing EVER

I stumbled upon something phenomenal today. What is it do you ask? Unicorns? Bob Ross? Bob Ross painting Unicorns?? No. BETTER! That good? YES. Without a doubt. I stumbled upon the greatest website known to man.

Don't worry, it's not anything sketchy. Just absolutely hilarious. Here is a preview:

Okay, I told you it was amazing. You can thank me later. Anyways, completely unrelated side note, I'm an avid hockey fan/player so I've got to shout out to the Bruins for winning the Stanley Cup tonight. Mad props for winning--way to keep Lord Stanley's Cup where it belongs....IN THE US! Not that I don't love Canada....The Cup just belongs in the States.